Introduction into my Liberal Mind

Hola.

I'm your average teenage boy, but with a slight (drastic) twist.  I'm a wannabe politician and a part-time failure of a musician.  I'm a narcissist, but I somehow hate most of myself.  That in and of itself is kind of weird.  Anyway.

I like politics.  Specifically, I'm a liberal Democrat (although I'm 16, you'll find I'm very politically active).  I'll probably be the first to tell you (to your face) "That's bullshit, and here's why".  In that sense, I'm also very blunt, but I keep most of my feelings bottled up (which kind of defeats the purpose of blogging, but shhhhhhh, detaaails).  Also, I support Barack Obama (mostly, but he has made a few decisions with which I do not agree), and I despise George W. Bush.

I also write sometimes.  I'm not very good at it, but I attempt to write fiction stories.  More often than not, they tend to fail and not do anything, and 99% of them are abandoned less than a quarter way through the writing process.

I try to be good at music, but that also fails, only this time it fails miserably.  I'm a hack percussionist, a failure of a trumpeter, and an awful hornist.  I do, though, try to sing on occasion, but that's another thing I hate about myself: I was not given a very on-pitch voice.  It sounds like a chainsaw having sex with a lawnmower.  I try to be a conductor, but there's never really been an opportunity for me to conduct anything...ever.

I'm sort of known for my rants, and this blog is basically my new soundboard.  You may choose to read my shit, or you may choose to go about your merry way.  But, before you read any of my posts, I advise you to sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.  I'm one of those people who can be funny when pissed.

Anyway.

You can follow me on Twitter: @trevor_umbreon  but be warned: I either tweet political stuff or I tweet stuff that I'm thinking about any subject.  I see no reason to create two different Twitter accounts for the same person.

I really have nothing more to say at this point, so I'll just sign off and browse Reddit for awhile.